Padam Padam - Edith Piaf

the goats of norway ran for their lives as the invaders struck the town, looting gold and broads, setting fire to townhouses, schools and even the mayor, laying waste to every standing structure they see...

now that i've got your attention, all two of it, let me begin by saying its a very lovely day outside, albeit a teensy bit warm, but hey, been through worse.. anyhoots, life hasnt been treating me very well as of late, suffered from a minor case of bronchitis, not cool, especially during bulan puasa, woke up shiverring on 2 occasions, coughed myself to sleep, but yeah i'm all better now, so its all good.

while bed ridden, i entertained myself the only way a sick man can, no, not that, you sick bastard, how did you get out of the straitjacket is beyond me, but tie yourself back up please, thank you, so yeah, been watching a lot of old school stand up comedy, and i realise just how awesome Richard Pryor really was, the man had a heart attack, once set himself on fire when he was high freebasing(feel free to wiki that) and in his later years he even had MS(multiple sclerosis) but yet he can still look at life with a positive outlook, making fun of every single thing that he suffered, he used the heart attack as an act in his stand up, he deemed MS as 'more shit' and even went as far as lighting a matchstick on stage, calling it richard pryror running down the street, the man was simply awesome...

anyhoots, i've enrolled in uni, i think i start in oct, meh, see how it goes, till then happy puasa kawan kawan!

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst. In other words, I had a life - Richar Pryor(1940-2005)

back up or i'll slice ya!!

there are things in life that hits you when you least expect it to happen, but then again, life would be pretty dull without these moments, i was at the umno merdeka celbration yesterday morning, it was held at a park, gorgeous day, gorgeous place no doubt about it, then all of the sudden, this storm came out of nowhere jack, i mean this shit was the roughest weather i've ever encountered since i got to this place, and 50 over plus of my people got wet... tsk tsk tsk, kesiaan... the sky was crying cos pavarotti be dead... thats what i think anyhow... anyone who knows me can tell you how much i love his music and how good i am at bullshitting too..

Clubbing is fun here, i swear it is, not cos of the clubs or the music or aything, cos i've definitely seen better, it was the people, everyone was all smiles and shit, cos everyone who goes into a club knows for damn sure that they're going in for a good time and wants to leave there with a good time. No drunken fler trying to shuffle making it look like he was trying to kick the shit out of air, no snobbish ass girls looking slutty but still refuses to dance with you no matter how hard you try then gives you the evil look like you are pure trash saying my boyfriend will kick the shit out of you with his shuffle dance... this is something that i never understood when i was clubbing in malaysia, i mean, if you dont want no attention, then stop dressing like a slut! g'damn!! its hard to ignore you when your skirt so high i can practically see your pootie stains on your panties aite hahaha..

thats all for today i guess, i'll update when i feel like it, cos this shit is mine bitch!! mine alone!! bruahahahahah sick my duck you dyslexic fuck hahaha, now do u suck theeeese baalls??