Verbal Excrements, From a Strapping Young Lad

First thing first, if the title is making you happy or turned on in anyway or manner whatsoever, please leave now, i dont want no sickos that gets turned on by the words 'excrements', 'young lad' or 'strapping' reading my blog... nah kidding, if i was serious, i'd lose three quarters of my readers. You sickos are all right.

The reason why im blogging now is because I'm feeling rather creative at the moment, which says alot about how I live my life every other day... Now alot of you out there notice how rarely I've been blogging these days, and for that i shall award you with a Nobel prize for err... chemistry(shut it idzo, i know they have one for chemistry... i think)...its either that or a cookie...

Anyhoots, life have been treating Akie well as of late, Akie have been doing rather well in his studies, so well that now he's adressing himself in a 3rd person perspective. For the first time in my life, I've actually been getting good grades... shocking isnt it? This is also probably a result of being pressured, I need to get a loan for my next semester, I need to do well, I need to stop telling my ambitions to the public... fuck.. anyhoots, to any companies with bad publicity out there, here's a thought, feel free to endorse my studies and once i get my public relations degree, i shall work for you guys..

My internet connection shat out on me last week, maybe, i repeat, maybe thats why I'm blogging right now, strange aint it, u can call it a near death experience if you want, but that is what it feels like to me right now. So far all I've been doing is ignoring this blog and reading other people's miserable little jottings.. Whats sadder than a blogger you ask, well a blogger who ignores his own blog and reads other people's blogs.. Typing up this blog has reprieved my feelings about why I started blogging in the first place, its my sanctuary of creativity, where I let my hands do the thinking and leaving my mind in the back seat, verbal diarrhea if you must. And it saddens me when I see people posting just to burn someone that they hate, but I suppose, thats in the unwritten law of the interweb, a blogger's blog is his castle. It also annoys me to read blogs that are written in a manner to make the blogger sound smart, it annoys me like a salty pain in the ass. I think of blogs and I think of improv, I think of Jazz, I think of a child playing with Playdoh, It is a flow of utter ingenuity full of soul and life, never static or sterile.

so for the fucks of it, heres a poem i constructed in record time of 2 minutes... hahahaha fuck i need a life..

Flies, oh Flies
Peace they promised,
Lies oh Lies,
Never Compromise.
Bright lights of Bush's imaginations,
Comes to life on my cheeks,
No infatuations,
Only dark, dankish or bleak....