Stickshifts and Safetybelts - Cake
life is about as odd as a fish in jeans, carpe diem - carp in denim , meh potatoes potatas, lets see how small the world is shall we? the night i went out to maisons, who do i run into? puvan!! the mofo was back for hols from manipal wei!! then edna whom i havent seen since prom.... right, then my bro tells me he's seeing someone from taylors..... i swear this world is getting smaller and smaller(no fat jokes i swear i'll make you eat lightbulbs) anyhoots....
oh idzo, heres what i heard about the muse concerts, i heard that apparently malay people cant go, cos its sponsored by tiger beer, i'll get that cleared up for you, once i get the full details, to be honest, even if we can go we won't be able too, cos im broke, so just settle with whitney houston for the goodbye song.
but if it is a fact that malays are not allowed to attend the muse concert just because its sponsored by tiger beer, i for one am not gonna stand for it. this is rubbish mate, like what? we're only suppose to attend concerts held by mobile providers? its shit aint it, why cant maxis take muse and let tiger beer take rain, yeah rain, like mana ada melayu nak pergi tengok rain? pookietiau!!
anyhoots i just realised that hugh laurie, the fler who played house was on blackadder, he is now officially my hero
oh idzo, heres what i heard about the muse concerts, i heard that apparently malay people cant go, cos its sponsored by tiger beer, i'll get that cleared up for you, once i get the full details, to be honest, even if we can go we won't be able too, cos im broke, so just settle with whitney houston for the goodbye song.
but if it is a fact that malays are not allowed to attend the muse concert just because its sponsored by tiger beer, i for one am not gonna stand for it. this is rubbish mate, like what? we're only suppose to attend concerts held by mobile providers? its shit aint it, why cant maxis take muse and let tiger beer take rain, yeah rain, like mana ada melayu nak pergi tengok rain? pookietiau!!
anyhoots i just realised that hugh laurie, the fler who played house was on blackadder, he is now officially my hero
posted by Akerzz at 9:18 PM
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WTF, no Malays at MUSE??? Doesn't the constitution have anything to say about this??? Or at least the 10 commandments! Wasn't number 7 like: "Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's wife, unless afer taking her to a Muse concert". Fuking (yes, I know that is pronounced "Fyuking" but I don't feel like swearing on a Friday) hell mate. See dude, that's why we've gotta get the hell outta that place. Sure, it's the motherland and all but let's face it the green is greener on the otherside (currently grass is on leave due to the recent heavy snowfall).
Akmal you know you're my bitch and I love you. Keep in touch man.
true true...
It's rubbish
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