neeh!

in my opinion, malaysia needs a new line of entertainers, those that just stick to their particular talent and make a living out of it, rather than they try to be great at everything and make a mockery out of the industry. what im trying to say is, there are too many of singer/actor in this country, why cant they just be singer or actor, if you watch television interviews with a new singer right, i bet you a month worth of underwear that one of the question that will pop-up will be " takder hasrat ke nak berlakon lepas ni?" like wtf man! i dont mind those who can actually act, i mean credits where credits due, e.g: adibah noor, afdlin shauki and what not, but the other ones, y'know, it doenst take no rocket scientist to spot them out, they tend to overact anyway like speak english with a brit accent or menggedik-gedikkan character diorang..... we cant all be great at everything right? that is why steven seagal's records never went plantinum for fucks sake..

its not like its the sixties right? people stopped singing in movies right? if i wanted to see actors sing i'll go to a fucking theatre where they actually do it PROPERLY ... fuck!

another thing thats really been bugging me like a salty pain in the ass is reality singing shows where the public holds the complete and utter power over who wins, because it is clear that these shows are merely popularity contests, and it can easily be won with money,and friends who doesnt give a shit what you sound like cos they will still vote for you, which in my book does
not constitute as a friend... anyone who'se been watching blast off would agree with me here, good bands are actually eliminated and the sucky ones stays... fuck man...

many other factors roll into the voting bullshit, but thats a story for another day...

the pledge

got a bunch of dvds today, the prestige is teh shitz, yes i finally watched it... it had one of the best plot twist ive seen since old boy, and fuck old boy is great.... i got the black dahlia as well, but instead of the versiot with scarlett in it, the dvd fler accidentally gave me this fucked up masochistic b-movie version, which is pure and utter shit.....

anyone seen clerks 2? well if you're a fan of kevin smith then its worth a watch, if you belong in the other category which is the "who in your mother's clit is kevin smith?" group then go and watch mallrats or clerks 1 or dogma.... and so on... where was i? oh the point yeah... well i found the ultimate definition of the lord of the rings trilogy in this movie which had been stuck in my head for so long now;

randal: Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. even the fucking trees walked....

fuck man... that is pure class..

Stickshifts and Safetybelts - Cake

life is about as odd as a fish in jeans, carpe diem - carp in denim , meh potatoes potatas, lets see how small the world is shall we? the night i went out to maisons, who do i run into? puvan!! the mofo was back for hols from manipal wei!! then edna whom i havent seen since prom.... right, then my bro tells me he's seeing someone from taylors..... i swear this world is getting smaller and smaller(no fat jokes i swear i'll make you eat lightbulbs) anyhoots....

oh idzo, heres what i heard about the muse concerts, i heard that apparently malay people cant go, cos its sponsored by tiger beer, i'll get that cleared up for you, once i get the full details, to be honest, even if we can go we won't be able too, cos im broke, so just settle with whitney houston for the goodbye song.

but if it is a fact that malays are not allowed to attend the muse concert just because its sponsored by tiger beer, i for one am not gonna stand for it. this is rubbish mate, like what? we're only suppose to attend concerts held by mobile providers? its shit aint it, why cant maxis take muse and let tiger beer take rain, yeah rain, like mana ada melayu nak pergi tengok rain? pookietiau!!

anyhoots i just realised that hugh laurie, the fler who played house was on blackadder, he is now officially my hero

if life is like a box of chocolates, then why does mine taste like shit

i dont feel like posting anyhoots, i just feel like proclaiming my leave down to the blue yonders of which i hope to be perth... righteous oh my dear brother, i might be leaving by the end of feb, so if u feel like chilling out or anything, call me yeah... you know where to find me

-winnie the shit