every 10 minutes a woman gives birth to a child, she must be found and stopped
the dankish doom of gloom known as boredom struck me, tied me, gagged me(if you are turned on by this, then kind sir/madam, please leave my site and proceed to the countless s&m websites that are available on this vast sea of shit known as the interwebs) and forced me to re-read all my previous post, a task that took me no longer than 5 minutes. i think theres collectively less than 20 post written within the last 2 years. 2 years! HOLY PIGSHIT BATMAN (if you are turned on by this statement, then yes you do have a poo fetish coupled with a shiny leather fetish too and yes feel free to explore the interwebs, ctrl+t so u dont have to open another window) i mean if my blog was a baby, then it would have been able to walk on its tentacles by now, whoaaaa..
i realise that i do have a talent for writing utter fecal matters and still people would read them, case in point, you my dear reader, yes you, no, dont you dare click the close button, i have cookies...
now thats out of the way lets get down to business.
lets explore this little concept of love shall we. what is it? well my friends, i believe that love is a feeling that you get, a zone of euphoria, that affects the mind, body and spirit of its inhabitants. its a drug thats the high not the pill (seal, 1998, kiss from a rose). like all drugs, when the effects wear off, the downer effects take place. symptoms may include, annoyance, ability to fake a smile, listening to old school r&b, zoning out for an hour staring at the closet while sitting on the bed after showering and many many more. in short, love is like eating ribs, tasty, messy and you'll suck it to the bone (no pun intended) in the end, when you have nothing left, you're left with barbecue sauce all over your face, in a mess, staring in the mirror thinking; what the fuck did i just do?
mmmmmmmmmmmmeeh, guess im just a pessimist, a cynic if you must, but being the narcissist that i am, i like to think of myself like a durian; sharp, heavy, hard and pretty much a prick on the outside, but deep inside im all soft and sweet.. hahahahaha k you can leave now.
i love you guys! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i realise that i do have a talent for writing utter fecal matters and still people would read them, case in point, you my dear reader, yes you, no, dont you dare click the close button, i have cookies...
now thats out of the way lets get down to business.
lets explore this little concept of love shall we. what is it? well my friends, i believe that love is a feeling that you get, a zone of euphoria, that affects the mind, body and spirit of its inhabitants. its a drug thats the high not the pill (seal, 1998, kiss from a rose). like all drugs, when the effects wear off, the downer effects take place. symptoms may include, annoyance, ability to fake a smile, listening to old school r&b, zoning out for an hour staring at the closet while sitting on the bed after showering and many many more. in short, love is like eating ribs, tasty, messy and you'll suck it to the bone (no pun intended) in the end, when you have nothing left, you're left with barbecue sauce all over your face, in a mess, staring in the mirror thinking; what the fuck did i just do?
mmmmmmmmmmmmeeh, guess im just a pessimist, a cynic if you must, but being the narcissist that i am, i like to think of myself like a durian; sharp, heavy, hard and pretty much a prick on the outside, but deep inside im all soft and sweet.. hahahahaha k you can leave now.
i love you guys! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
posted by Akerzz at 8:19 AM
3 Comments:
you are a preak... are you ok dude????? i know the meaning of your words.... deep down.....
speaking of porn websites, it's now impossible to simply type in any harmless word, click google images and find something all warm and fuzzy. Unless you're after something that looks warm and fuzzy, in which case, then yes, I suggest an erotica website. Por exampla: typing in the word "tennis" results in AT LEAST one couple (usually lesbian) inserting a certain ball hitting device into an orifice unintended for such swings.
Oh sweet post by the way. What brings you to the topic of "love" by the way?
- yeah, u know who this is.
skidzo! yeah man, why love you ask sir, well its a strange little story that i got myself into that turned out to be a huge flippin mess, will give details on msn
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