Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - quotesgarden
achtung - the following post was typed up with a clear conscience, i mean, clear like empty as hell, cos im just gonna let my fingers do the talking rather than think shit up.
rightey o, your beloved blogger, oh please do stop the applause, make me shy laaaa, where was i, oh yeah, your beloved blogger is back, and is all raged and shit, ready to attack uni at full force. i must rephrase this sentence one of these days before i get arrested.. please dont arrest me... get idzo instead...(haha sorry idzo i just cant do a post without burning ya)
lets talk about laziness shall we? laziness can be defined as the lack of will, to do anything really, procrastination is the younger brother of laziness, pretending like its not a part of the family, like an emo child having dinner with his conservative family at sizzlers.. yes dear emo child, procrastination is as much a part of laziness as a visa to a passport (yeah, i write as i see the shit on my table)
it affects us all dont it, admit it you bastards, how many times a day do you stop yourself from doing something on the grounds of laziness? i asked you a question damn it! answer me! no not that loud, this aint no dora the explorer, now sharrap and keep reading.. laziness affects all of us, great and small, from the mightiest of beast to the lowliest of idzaid (feel free to burn me on your blog hehe), it rules us all, governs us with a soft, pillowy fist, instills random thoughts in our heads like out of nowhere u will get a mental picture of the brand of toilet bowl that you last saw in the shopping mall and decided to decode anagrams out of it...
armitage shanks...
shag me thanks... no wait that wont work...
anyhoots the point that i was trying to get across is the idea or notion that we dont pursuit laziness, it just creeps up on us, and distracts us with a wave of its magical wand filled with what i like to believe; angel dust... mmmmm angel dust.. ever so mildly 80's i am today...
it has reigned over us for years, decades, centuries, millenias.. let us take an example from pop culture shall we, right.. tolkien was well known for the hobbit gay porn that was the lord of the rings right? no please dont respond, it was a rhetorical question... what i dont understand is the portrayal of sauron himself. i mean, was anyone born evil? can you actually prove that a baby hitler would actually commit genocide before he could walk, so yeah, i guess evil is trait gathered by nurture.. so what gives us the rights to call sauron 'evil', just because he was given the appearance of a large menacing eye overlooking all of middle earth, like a giant prehistoric K.L tower, does not show his tyranny..
where am i going with this, ah right dear reader... where in the hell does it show that sauron was an evil man, eye, or whatever the hell he was, like what kind of a childhood did he have, prolly one of those "my uncle touched my papa's ping ping" (kiss kiss bang bang, 2005) kind of childhood, but sadly, we will never know, lest of course someone digs up tolkien and do a little gandalf magic on him.. grab a shovel idzo, we're going grave robbing...
so what is the moral of this story you fucking moron?! i hear you moan. well... err.. i would come up with a conclusion.. but.. malas la..
rightey o, your beloved blogger, oh please do stop the applause, make me shy laaaa, where was i, oh yeah, your beloved blogger is back, and is all raged and shit, ready to attack uni at full force. i must rephrase this sentence one of these days before i get arrested.. please dont arrest me... get idzo instead...(haha sorry idzo i just cant do a post without burning ya)
lets talk about laziness shall we? laziness can be defined as the lack of will, to do anything really, procrastination is the younger brother of laziness, pretending like its not a part of the family, like an emo child having dinner with his conservative family at sizzlers.. yes dear emo child, procrastination is as much a part of laziness as a visa to a passport (yeah, i write as i see the shit on my table)
it affects us all dont it, admit it you bastards, how many times a day do you stop yourself from doing something on the grounds of laziness? i asked you a question damn it! answer me! no not that loud, this aint no dora the explorer, now sharrap and keep reading.. laziness affects all of us, great and small, from the mightiest of beast to the lowliest of idzaid (feel free to burn me on your blog hehe), it rules us all, governs us with a soft, pillowy fist, instills random thoughts in our heads like out of nowhere u will get a mental picture of the brand of toilet bowl that you last saw in the shopping mall and decided to decode anagrams out of it...
armitage shanks...
shag me thanks... no wait that wont work...
anyhoots the point that i was trying to get across is the idea or notion that we dont pursuit laziness, it just creeps up on us, and distracts us with a wave of its magical wand filled with what i like to believe; angel dust... mmmmm angel dust.. ever so mildly 80's i am today...
it has reigned over us for years, decades, centuries, millenias.. let us take an example from pop culture shall we, right.. tolkien was well known for the hobbit gay porn that was the lord of the rings right? no please dont respond, it was a rhetorical question... what i dont understand is the portrayal of sauron himself. i mean, was anyone born evil? can you actually prove that a baby hitler would actually commit genocide before he could walk, so yeah, i guess evil is trait gathered by nurture.. so what gives us the rights to call sauron 'evil', just because he was given the appearance of a large menacing eye overlooking all of middle earth, like a giant prehistoric K.L tower, does not show his tyranny..
where am i going with this, ah right dear reader... where in the hell does it show that sauron was an evil man, eye, or whatever the hell he was, like what kind of a childhood did he have, prolly one of those "my uncle touched my papa's ping ping" (kiss kiss bang bang, 2005) kind of childhood, but sadly, we will never know, lest of course someone digs up tolkien and do a little gandalf magic on him.. grab a shovel idzo, we're going grave robbing...
so what is the moral of this story you fucking moron?! i hear you moan. well... err.. i would come up with a conclusion.. but.. malas la..
posted by Akerzz at 4:55 AM
5 Comments:
I just wasted 3 minutes of my life reading your blog...
... I frraakking hate you.
But hmmm... let's make a book from Sauron's POV. Sorta like what that guy did for "Wicked" in reference to "The Wizard of Oz". Here's Sauron, just having a wonderful meal with his family. He goes out and wants to get his wife's ring engraved for their 25th anniversary. Along the way some punk Hobbit picks his pocket and steals the ring. And so it begins...
Hmm. I'll conclude it fer ya..
"Dear readers, thank you for wasting your frikkin' what? 5 minutes reading this post that OBVIOUSLY didn't make any sense." HAH.
first you (or your fingers) were blabbing about laziness which then lead to some guy named...Sauron? Eh?
So yeh. It's "THE Shit" yo! *notice my sarcasm*
XOXO
A honest blog hopper :)
idzo: fo shoooooo
gwacey: =P tak kisaaaaaaah puuuuun hahahahaha, the fact that u read the whole thing made me happy anyways
UPDATE!!!!! =p
What seems to be generosity is often no more than disguised ambition, which overlooks a small interest in order to secure a great one.
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